I realized today, I cheat. Often. Sitting in Trig I decide to not do my work, to goof off, and then choose to look at the answers and write them down. Now I wasn't to worried when i just did it once or twice a year, now I do it everyday.
Hi, I'm Noah, and I cheat.
They say it only hurts me, it will kill me in the end. I'm screwing my self up in the future. How was I to know that 4pi/5 will come in handy??!?!
Wait a second, if I didn't cheat, then i would bombard the teacher with questions. I would slow the class and look stupid. People would view me as ignorant, and thus no longer come to me with their problems. Their emotions would stay bottled up and they would grow into a very hateful graduating class. A graduating class who spreads their hate all around the world. Infecting every person, covering every pore. Pummeling the Kind, until all that remains is Evil.
This balance of power is way to unsteady to mess with, me cheating leads to the salvation of human race. It leads to my grandchildren growing up learning about rocket ships, rather than torture chambers.
Cheater, or Man with More time to Help You? I think i'll take the second option....
On the subject...got the answer for number 2?
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